The Museum

Alright, Five Bucksateers, here is your nonofficial friendly corner of the web with no spoilers - seriously, if you post a spoiler without labeling it, I'll learn voodoo just to curse your ass - to discuss the book while you're reading it.

The rules:

1. If you don't care about the books, just enjoy the gang dressed up for no real reason, and don't post anything.
2. Do not post a spoiler. Anyone posting "MCGONAGALL RULEZ ALL! LOL!!!1!" will be cursed to hell and I have RAW find your IP address and steal your identity, I swear to Francis of Assisi.
3. The protocol is this: If you're discussing a particular plot point, first; write "SPOILER: CHAPTER [XX]" in all caps, just like that. Second; push enter twice, so there's an extra space in there. Third; I want to strike harmony between being able to host a discussion and hosting a spoiler site, so write whatever you want, but, please, exercise a bit of judgment.
4. You're all intelligent - if you think you shouldn't post it, you shouldn't post it.
5. Cursing CK for knowing all of this ahead of time is perfectly acceptable. I'll get you started - DAMN YOU, CK, YOU BOOKISH ROCKSTAR!
6. Just kidding, CK, we love you.
7. That's really it. Enjoy the book - I'm out of commission for a few hours tomorrow, but I basically intend to stay up 'til the job is done Saturday.
8. Oh, we're going to Diagon Alley tonight - Mercer Street behind Scholastic's HQ - for a few hours before figuring out what else we want to do. If you see a really hott girl with a moran with sideburns in a "This Guitar is a Horcrux" T, feel free to say hi.

Discuss!