Comic for Monday, March 14th

Posted: 9:05 am, Monday, March 14th, 2005

I'm giving blood today for the first time in frigging forever, which is bad, because I'm O negative, the universal donor. Also, a metal band. I don't know why I haven't given in so long, I don't mind the process in the least. I used to be able to pump out the full pint in under five minutes. I don't think I'll try to do that today, but we'll see.

Gamespy had an interview with the screwball who made Katamari Damacy on Friday. He doesn't talk much about the second game, but when he does - evidently the Great King of All Cosmos hails eye-lasers from above, or something? Good Lord, that makes even less sense than the first game.

RAW sent me Superdickery, which proves that Superman is a dick. It's rather similar to the i-mockery pages I've linked to recently, although this goes above and beyond. Hundreds of covers, and then a few panels, such as this masterpiece from Batman comics. Highly recommended.

The Daily News ran an item on SpongeBob maybe being gay on Friday that included this sentence:

They object to the talking sponge because he frequently holds hands with his pink pal, Patrick Starfish.

Honestly, that ought to end it right there. When your point is accurately boiled down to the fact that you "object to the talking sponge," you should really be forced to never talk again.

The archive by description is up! I'm think the goal is going to be to update that at the end of every month. I thought my descriptions were a bit funnier when they were of posts from longer ago. Maybe every two weeks, who knows? I'll work something about.

bullfrog