Yet another attempt at getting a decent archive together! Bleh!

November 2006
11.30—Pete meets a girl, and I'm hungover.
11.29—Pete's perfectly good junk, Dirt Farm, and the Macho Man CD.
11.28—Everyone loves except Pete, pizza, and the Microsoft iPod.
11.27—ARGH. The terrible Gwen Stefani video, how to fold a shirt.
11.22—Two fools with hammers in their belt loop, old Thanksgiving parades, I YouTube a lot to try and will the Irish to victory over USC. I fail.
11.21—Ron is daring, Dragon Force rocks, and Thanksgiving-ish V: The Bloodening.
11.20—Jen's being very sarcastic, illogical polls, and an awful ad.
11.17—God collects on Jen, awesome rap impressions, Stanford beat Washington, and Bank of American's awful One video.
11.16—Pete eats Mexican, forgotten Christmas specials, and the new Gilmore season is really pissing me off.
11.15—Google everything, a Cash video, awesome old signs, Threadless has a sale again.
11.14—Computer - define - love. Guns N' Roses, the Tivoli Model Two, and turkey recipes.
11.13—Jen's neuroses, Sierra games, ...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, and a football round-up.
11.10—Pete's affairs, Rush Limbaugh is - surprise! - full of shit, Veteran's day, shitty cartoons.
11.09—If you need to explain Pete's absence, ever, just say there's a bookie. The play that the dude who writes the Gilmores wrote evidently sucks, K-Fed shouts out one of our readers, and the fall Lost finale.
11.08—I really like Ron's dialogue in this, Salvation Army ads are better than Chevy ads, election wrap-ups, and rude marathon watchers.
11.07—The caveat emptor on Ron, one-season wonders, election fury, and Todd Snider.
11.06—Why Lissa did not run, bullshit spelling bees, and Saddam will hang.
11.03—Pete's a gas siphoner, army details are slow in coming, and, I dunno, other crap.
11.02—Ron's car has been damaged, Clemens is a juiced-up jerk, the midterm elections are tonight! Wait, no, not at all. Whoops.
11.01—Silence does not equal consent, and that's really just about it for today.

October 2006
10.31—Halloween, holla! The religion of superheroes, O'Reilly is a piece of shit, and great bad music.
10.30—The best seat on the subway is across from a hottie, fucking Delaware, the American Visionary Arts Museum kicks ass.
10.27—Mara loves her buttercream frosting, and I oversleep, so that's about it.
10.26—Switch to Five Bucks, I hate faux-documentary ads, Sheffield's a dick.
10.25—Lissa's a super-hot stewardess, an outstanding obit, logo design, album cover brawl.
10.24—It's not hard to pick up Lissa if you're not Pete, rbally's goin' away, Trudeau in the WaPo, and fucking Fergie manages to lower the bar on what passes for music in this society yet again. God.
10.23—Shuffleboard n' love, Pedro's midget is dead, the Panama Canal, and Quinn to Sammy to beat UCLA.
10.20—Jen's vertiginous adventures in the East Village, the resume of a tool, Wilco on All Songs Considered.
10.19—Ron meets Mara, the Bill Buckner mind-bender, Steinbrenner fires the Tigers.
10.18—Stay home, Pete. PandaSmash, a Dylan exhibit and dust art.
10.17—Deals with God, finish him, Tim Allen, 2.0 and I got engaged over the weekend.
10.16—Apartment Clue, Rockapella, seeing something saying something in action.
10.13—Kick the ball, Ron, some funny Harry Potter 6 stuff, Johnny Cash on Sesame Street.
10.12—The effect of Jen's personal problems, the Chicago 7-11s, Nate Robertson's Gum Time.
10.11—Jedi mind tricks, Jim Leyland kisses a dude, old SIs and the Seminoles terrible uniforms.
10.10—Jen meets Mara, BC's bizarre Columbus Day strip, the Tiny Dancer sequence from Almost Famous.
10.09—Columbus Day! Fuck it!
10.06—Jen loves the taste of irony, Jack Snow kicks some Stanford ass, I hate the Stanford band and the Audrey Hepburn Gap ads equally.
10.05—Adam knows a girl, Big Pimpin', bad Halloween costumes, and more than anyone needs to know about the BQE (which is that it's trafficky and under construction).
10.04—The etiquette of football laid out by Pete, cocaine the drink, and yet more Hold Steady stuff.
10.03—The rules of football laid out by Pete, yayayayayayayawwwwwwyawfootball, the annual nutso Five Bucks MLB playoff preview, which I've nailed two of the three years I've been doing it.
10.02—Pete really dislikes Adam, the Hold Steady in concert review, Foley stuff.

September 2006
9.29—Jen is *out,* Manny's wife's blog, Robinson Crusoe is the key to world domination, and I am, again, hungover.
9.28—Jen's dating Adam, Six Feet Under, Sacagawea dollars, and Shadow of the Colossus.
9.27—Dammit, Jen, make some sense, huh? Ups to 15 as a sports-watchin' gal, the Cloud Atlas, the post-MSU on-field celebration.
9.26—Tequila helps conversations, goofy fight songs, a new worst song I've ever heard.
9.25—Holy shit, was that Notre Dame-Michigan State game something else entirely. Damn! Also, Marguerite Savage and Clin-tonn's takedown of some Fox douchewad.
9.22—Productivity, Dr. Z is actually the CEO?, my approval rating in high school, bad hockey logos.
9.21—Ron's a good little wife, Nuuuuge, Chestnut.
9.20—The worst thing Ron could say to someone, Tool, podcasts.
9.19—Nyaaaaaah, Ron. A hungover blog entry, I have spent a long time mowing the lawn, Oregon is ugly.
9.18—Ron's the goat, I'm the goat for screwing up my stupid site before the UM game, Daily Dinosaur rocks the house.
9.15—Get in there, Powlas, navigating my parents around, Bosch, and I fucking hate Michigan.
9.14—Lissa gets Charlie Brown-ed, Olbermann rips into Shitwit, train travelogues, and Pluggers.
9.13—The big softball championship, an awesome Kirk-Spock Closer video, God hates video cameras, and the fucking dentist, owowowowowowow.
9.12—Magazines, sound bytes from 9/11, and some great music.
9.11—Five years down the line.
9.08—Ron's haircut, NYC's parks, Paterno eats brains.
9.07—Tyrone's firing was justified, God dammit, Banky, and a Nirvana show.
9.06—That is, in fact, a trombone, casual games, and a fast food blog.
9.05—A special summer recap strip, Brick, a big tree fell down, go Irish!
9.01—Katie takes off, the new Dylan, blood drives, mackerel-snapping anarchists.

August 2006
8.31—A nice view to end the summer, bitches On Notice, 1966.
8.30—More rocking out with the gang, I complain about work.
8.29—The gang is just ripping shit up, oh yeah, Christian sex toys, my fantasy football teams.
8.28—Resident DJ Pete, my high school reunion, and stuff about football.
8.25—Lissa seems to have forgiven Katie, and the Revenge of the Bookeaters.
8.24—Ron and Jen begin dancing spasmodically, the Napa Valley marathon, and an Indian dude delivers his dead twin.
8.23—Ron does not drive a DeLorean, Pete invites Katie, eating a big burger, and how information gets charted.
8.22—Summer's winding down, bin Laden loves Whitney Houston, getting ready for my reunion.
8.21—Mind the fan! I'm hungover, learning to play guitar, and marveling at Rocket Ismail.
8.18—At long last, the wedding is over, misleading band names, the goober across the yard from me, and Posnanski.
8.17—A nice moonlit moment between Ron and Lissa, Hell's Kitchen, the Top 40, and parking.
8.16—Ron protects Lissa in receptions, rock lullabyes, Charade.
8.15—Lissa's toast, I break my computer, and why do Catholics go to hell? Oh, because of everything.
8.14—Ron doesn't protect Lissa in the lineup, the original King Kong, our fridge is a mess.
8.11—Grampa is rad, vintage base ball, the Black-Eyed Peas continue to devolve what used to be known as 'music.'
8.10—Ron and Lissa, thinking. Pickles! Book-eaters! Zinn!
8.09—Gramp played on the '62 Mets, rapturists, video of the 1903 Yale-Princeton game.
8.08—Ugly-ass bridesmaid gowns, air conditioning is the devil, and the Infinity Gauntlet 4.
8.07—Ron's an old soul, you're the man now dog, Reggie's wedding, and Freaks and Geeks.
8.04—Love is worthwhile, I guess, and deleted scenes from my toast at Reggie Ho's wedding.
8.03—Even the elderly hate Scooter, Sleater-Kinney's NYC farewell, awesome Revereware, and raps songs about places 2.0 has lived.
8.02—Mena's fiance is a knob, the flaws in the Dante Club, and Monster House in 3-D.
8.01—Ron's flighty, a child's tears in Albany, and the class struggle that is Pluggers.

July 2006
7.31—Ron thought he would have time to change, upstate news, bad softball.
7.28—The question everyone's always asked at every wedding from ages 21 to death, Friday the 13th, and the Dante Club.
7.27—Lissa the wedding planner, Colbert notices douchebaggery amidst the Christian conservatives, and a pessimistic tOSU forecast.
7.26—Jen either needs to drink less or wants the bait, a long story about spinach soup, and the Hold Steady are coming at you with some newness.
7.25—Lissa will take Pete to the wedding when hell freezes over, I talk about next-gen video games for wa-a-a-ay too long, Kayraoke, and the Green Lantern gets hit in the head. A lot.
7.24—Pete is a Candidate Master, the power is probably still out in Queens, bad baseball marketing.
7.21—Lissa doesn't sleep with everyone, Rapture Ready, and Samardzija in SI.
7.20—Silly Jen, new Andrew W.K., and don't get married during football season.
7.19—Lissa's ridiculous, do you need to find a tree in New York?, and 15 does some thinkin'.
7.18—I predict Shitwit says something stupid in the strip, and, of course, mofo comes through. Georgia Tech is training with DDP, and wholesome swimsuits.
7.17—Roommates lead to interesting mornings, Bococa is a lame ancronym, Meathenge.
7.14—Jen's contradictory, the world is a mess, and coolatas are fattening.
7.13—Katie was drunk, Apartment 3G, CK podcasts, and some dude argues with an Onion article about the right to an abortion. Wow.
7.12—Jen can damn chug wine, yo, Adam Corolla hangs up on Ann Coulter, and an awesome thing on game show hosts over at Retrocrush.
7.11—Beanballs are hilarious, terrible wedding gifts, dating Lorelai Gilmore.
7.10—Ron lives more, Wolfgang's Vault, and the pirates movie sucked.
7.07—Pete smooches a vomiter, the free market fails the poor, Hillary's nut-ass opponents, and Ohio's elections.
7.06—Ron's existential crisis, bad landlords, tales of the Jersey guido, and Lady Liberty gets coopted.
7.05—Jen is furious! What I've been reading, and Barack Obama.
7.04—Katie depresses the hell out of Ron, happy 4th!
7.03—Lissa tries to hook Pete up, no one talks anymore, and Shitwit is a fucking assbag hatemonger Constitution-breaking sucktard.

June 2006
6.30—Things are crazy, an interview with Al Gore, a Rush-hater's hate mail, and a sad story about a dead soldier.
6.29—Fan service? Bad art, Jews for Jesus, and a Bible blog.
6.28—Pete's invited Katie, and liveblogging Maury Povich.
6.27—Boy, that fan is a font of comedy, and Scott McCloud.
6.26—It's easy to mock indie rock, and the immortal Clive Clemmons' Inappropriate Response Channel.
6.23—Pete knows his literature, bad Bud ads, and Dan Savage in Rolling Stone.
6.22—Pete has to taser himself, free music online, blogging really bad baseball games.
6.21—Pete's taser, and a very short entry because I was out late.
6.20—More fun with ceiling fans, organic milk, Susan Sontag at the Met, and Republicans and the politcs of hate.
6.19—Lissa's eye black, free stuff in the City, I somehow miss Prince despite being all of a hundred yards from him while he's playing guitar, and the greatest thing the always-loathesome John Sterling has ever said.
6.16—Lissa's very agreeable after much gin, and the tour of the Irish catalog.
6.15—Lissa's an excellent listener when there's gin, Out Magazine sweats the Irish, and a really nice Morning News article following ten New Yorkers around.
6.14—Maybe Jen does have a thing for Ron, a fajita recipe, and Rolling Stone's new design, meh.
6.13—Lissa really likes martinis, where I've been, lame posters, and Good Thinkin' By Dead White Men.
6.12—Ceiling fans, wedding season begins, and colonialism.
6.09—Katie pushes buttons with Jen and the crowd, a Salon article on Lost, and Ann Coulter's a crazy, crazy, awful person.
6.08—Katie is an obnoxious go-getter, retconning, an old Brutus Buckeye photo, and Left Behind, the game. Bleh.
6.07—Katie's a go-getter, national soccer balls, the Left Hand of God, and a corporate logo quiz.
6.06—What *are* Pete's redeeming characteristics? McCarren Pool, Laura Bush moved to the Mayflower because Shitwit and Condi are working on breeding the Antichrist, and wear a Sox shirt in the City if you want a date, girls.
6.05—Pete doesn't want to play with the Geniuses, my lame busy weekend, curing a homo with a tennis racket, and MJL procreates.
6.02—Lissa smokes 'em high and inside, does not come out superdeformed, and elbo.ws is fun.
6.01—The pitcher does not like the Gents. Great conservative rock songs, the Irish hunger memorial, and Ron feels the hate.

May 2006
5.31—Ron knows a pitcher, the Morning News' online excellence awards, the Irish Hunger Memorial, and an Inconvenient Five Bucks.
5.30—Rock Lobster, a kinda cool picture, and a brief recap of my weekend, which could not possibly interest anyone.
5.26—Mena, edited Dilbert's, Pedro's best season, and Carl Monday begins.
5.25—No, seriously, Pete, tank tops are kinda lady-ish. Lost, Morgellons disease and an awesome Medium Large ran today.
5.24—Tank tops are kinda lady-ish, An Inconvenient Truth, and Babe rules.
5.23—A Pete trifecta! The Penguins take the piss out of the Northstars, and Indian tech call centers - they hate us, too.
5.22—Pete's got bad aim, Uni Watch: The Blog, a stupid quiz ad bar, MacGyver.
5.19—Pete's a-schemin', a font blog, a Brooklyn Bridge poem, and Nevaeh.
5.18—Foosball and the Wizard, King Dork, and high-rises in Williamsburg.
5.17—Ron's prospects are dim, the Thing From Another World, and why you should drink at work.
5.16—Enter Jimbo and Tug, Verizon gets sued for selling out its customers to Shitwit, pro-biotics, and NoFX.
5.15—Jen's sweater is finished, I get a few new albums.
5.12—Pete wants to kidney-punch Ron, and not much else.
5.11—Ron takes off the hideous hat, Derek Jeter uses a wonderful charity as an excuse to finally break out a pink bat.
5.10—Lissa continues to console Ron (not in the Biblical way, get your mind out of the gutter), and Colbert.
5.09—If Ron had a hammer, 1994, and GI Joe Agent the Fridge.
5.08—The picture on Jen's wall, the MySpace experiment begins, I am oatmeal.
5.05—Seriously, Damon, you suck. Chomsky on family values, the Drunk Student Rebroadcast, and the ten worst blockbusters ever.
5.04—Back at ye olde Pitte of Helle, Tanith Belbin, and crazy Zelda ads.
5.03—Ugh, Morrissey. The worst tailgate ever, shame of Notre Dame, free movies, and Lulu Eightball.
5.02—Would would Abe do? Free hiphop, making America great, and for the love of God, boo Damon.
5.01—Ron the trombonist, Shitwit breaks laws like a motherfucker, and we're all immigrants.

April 2006
4.28—Ron goes Costanza, Harry Carey's statue is horrifying, and Game Videos.
4.27—Ron's mastery at softball begins, Posnanski!, and Seth Rogan is getting the lead role in a flick, finally.
4.26—Lissa's got a date and Ron, shockingly, wants to drink. What to do if you have a hipster infestation, and the Staten Island Yankees suck ass.
4.25—Seriously, Ron wants to drink. McClellan v. a spambot, more on the Dome, teaching American civics in high school.
4.24—Ron wants to drink, dammit. My weekend at the Dome, a dude getting tasered, and the Pumpkins are back in action.
4.21—ihop solves all, the Goo Goo Dolls inexplicably have 10 albums out, and Star Trek v. Star Wars: The Fark Photoshop.
4.20—The portrait, past portraiture regrets, Joe Morgan should be fired, and Pitchfork v. kindergartners.
4.19—The greatest day of Pete's life, the Roosevelt Island tram bites everyone in the ass, my reading list, and some t-shirts for your consideration.
4.18—Kelly drops the hammer, New Yorkers love cupcakes, the Boston marathon is insane, and it's the same old thing since 1916.
4.17—Lissa digs Peeps, the Massie Affair, Cronenberg's Crash is awful, and shalom, all y'all mofos.
4.14—Kelly! What are *you* doing here? Not much in the blog - a cheap snakes on a plane joke, that's about it.
4.13—Paas! FCC complaints, and Leinart's sucktitude.
4.12—Pete and his ways. Video of Cheney getting booed and Alex Doonesbury makes me feel old.
4.11—Pete smash! Pat Robertson, before he was a champio weightlifter, was a sex therapist. Observer headlines during Bookstore rule, and A-Rod's 400-homer game.
4.10—Ron, you ol' softie. The Holy Steady rock so damned hard.
4.07—Ron goes sepia, not unlike going checkerboard. Sox blogs, Clooney is invading my turf, and a Left Behind video game.
4.06—Jen's homemade designer bag, JJ Abrams, baseball is here, and Newsweek's kearning is way off.
4.05—Manager Ron. Down goes DeLay! Jenkins' response, and CivCity Rome.
4.04—Fifty bucks at Sears is like getting five bucks anywhere else. Condi's European Vacation, and Bookstore 2006.
4.03—Base-ball, Ray, base-ball. And the Chinatown bus.

March 2006
3.31—Oh, Pete, you'll regret your affinity for beehive hairdos. AdFreak, happy death anniversary, Rock, and why Sports Guy is kind of a douchebag.
3.30—Seriously, who *is* Pete? Sports Guy's kind of a douchebag, and Something Awful annihilates Shitwit.
3.29—Pete's effort at laziness, Pete Doughtery is amazingly awful, Rove went to four schools without getting a degree, and Show Your Bones is good, but not as good as Fever to Tell.
3.28—Pete did not think this thing through, the best of NYC AOL-style, awesome roadside attractions, and finding graves.
3.27—Ron finds a loophole in Pete's insurance scheme, things somehow actually get worse in Iraq, and Britney Spears gives birth in statue form.
3.24—Don't ask about the Glamour, Will Durst, and Snakes on a Plane, motherfucker.
3.23—Is it worse to be married or be a Scientologist? Not the point of the comic, but I'm leaving it at that. Check out my bracket - oi.
3.22—Adam is cuckolding Ron! Irish spring football kicks off, good night and good luck, UM.
3.21—Pete and his one-track mind, Shitwit looking stupid (imagine!), British cozies and Gatorade "Sleet" - how far off can it be?
3.20—Ron tries to talk his way out of a marriage, Shitwit gets ripped by retired folks, the hardest crossword ever, and Cheney succeeds in not shooting a septugenarian.
3.17—Ron's WHAT?! Happy St. Pat's, impeach Shitwit, and attend burlesque school.
3.16—Pete's big plans for his broken arm, the worst thing to ever happen to Venice, FL, and porned-up flicks of 2005.
3.15—New York State licenses, and V is for very upset they made a movie out of it.
3.14—Why does Pete always have to do Ron one better? The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, and Eternal Daughter, which I still haven't beaten.
3.13—Pete gets hit by a car, Scarface-wear blows, Oral Roberts.
3.10—Thanks for all you've shown us, and go Pujols, save that fetus!
3.09—Jen's sweater, the NASCAR museum, graymail, and the butchering of Just One of the Guys.
3.08—Kelly freaks everyone out, try and stay safe out there, the WBC starts, and a potion will restore 30 HP.
3.07—Ron would like you to know how tough he is. Praying for Gil Hodges, Sonny Paine, and kickball.
3.06—Ron gets hit by a car, and the awesomest room in the Met.
3.03—The boy named Pete grew up to be the teenager named Pete. I've lived here five years now, and I've lived through some fucked-up shit in this city.
3.02—Pete's The Guide is The Bible, Latin pick-up lines, the Knicks, and Zombies v. Ambulances.
3.01—Stop this hate, too. Filling the Stern void, Rolling Stone's masterpiece on Scientology, and Jay Mohr should go away.

Februrary 2006
2.28—Stop the hate. Beautiful subway ads, strange Olympic mascots, BK's bad grammar, and Sherlock's coke habit.
2.27—No rest for the Pete. Vince Young is possibly very dumb, black newspapers, and the Kniterati.
2.24—Somehow, Ron talks his way out of it. The awesome Tigers logo, I was poetic on Grand Theft Auto, and a stupid comic panel.
2.23—OK, maybe talk if the other option is to break out the double-ender, the first five on random of iTunes, and Cheney shot a guy. God, do I love that Cheney fucking shot a guy. That's awesome.
2.22—Don't ever talk Ron. Seriously, it's not worth it. Beards, Little Nemo, the premiere of Five and Dime.
2.21—Ron has unpleasant thoughts about his boss, global warming, JSF, and Powlus's pitch to Denson that almost got him killed.
2.20—Ron's boss is a suck-ass sucka.
2.17—Pete gives it the ol' collitch try, I call out Bill Amend for some reason, the Beastles, a lot of free video games.
2.16—Classic tee dos and don'ts, Rent on PSP, those crazy old books you read as kids with a picture every other page. Damn, those were nutty.
2.15—Jen did not have a crush on Ron, that's all there is to it in her mind. Parties other people had, book sculptures, and a three-martini lunch.
2.14—Jen's happy, but don't push it. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Hank Rollins, and I guess this was right after a blizzard.
2.13—The power of retail, bad Valentine's Day gifts, and Bill Gates' hits and misses.
2.10—Lissa doesn't necessarily want a beer, but it would be nice if someone were to move. I make it through the Simpsons without crying, Flat Stanley, and the worst UConn ad ever.
2.09—Enough mushiness, Pete wants his beer. TMQ's brilliant, but Bob Saget is god.
2.08—Jen's Lisa Loeb glasses, Lisa Loeb's thong, low priority e-mails and Apple store t-shirts.
2.07—Jen's playlist. The Busta shooting, selling Crownover on Brooklyn, and a story I wrote vaguely involving Grampa Lewis.
2.06—When Adam met Jen, the Super Bowl blog in which I ignore the game at hand.
2.03—Notorious P.E.T.E. For a total change of pace, I go off on people who claim to believe in a kind and loving God and yet vote Republican.
2.02—Pete was down, you know, at the site, and a bunch of food links, the 8-bit Super Bowl preview, Minnesota Public Radio, and Daaaaaaan Alger's Super Bowl drinking game.
2.01—Yes, Ron, there *ought* to be laws. Other than the ones Shitwit talked about in the State of the Union. Also, Ben Roethlisberger likes booze.

January 2006
1.31—Nobody understands Jen, Pandora, federal fun with wikipedia.
1.30—Powlas, go get me a coffee, and ND basketball's continued struggles.
1.27—Ron's never seen Billy Madison, cheap beer, au revoir Black Table, and I ruin Lost for Ivor.
1.26—Performing song lyrics, I go off on Notre Dame's mysoginistic and homophobic policies, and a thing falls down a hill.
1.25—Malkovich, I look like I'm 20, a weekend in the life of me seven or eight years ago.
1.24—Jen's play, I get back on target a bit, and shit gets arrogated.
1.23—Ron's reading Civilization II, my walk around the city, and some Edan.
1.20—Pete zings Ron, A-Rod can't decide who to play for, Phish is pretty lame.
1.19—Ron - what are you doing here? A ridiculous reason why to love the Onion, CK's awesome apartment.
1.18—Ron is Calvin Schiraldi, Little Dee, Count Your Sheep, Scarlett Johanssen's cleavage.
1.17—We're not talking about this, I get my museum on, Tartuffe, and IKEA.
1.16—A bit of a flip the script with Jen making Pete cockblock Ron, some MLKness up in the hizouse.
1.13—Ron causes the death of a play character, and I talk a *lot.* Scarlet Letter, 10-year reunions, and football pools.
1.12—Pete will not let Ron get work done, I get linked to somewhere else, Quaddafi's femme force five, and UK fans are getting a little testy.
1.11—Ron trying to get work done, I ruin the ending of Harry Potter 6, the ultimate softball put-down.
1.10—Another knittin' strip, Country Boys, a music meme, Mutant League Football, and we answer reader questions about Last of the Mohicans.
1.9—Odors, ad banners, and frapr iconettes.
1.6—How Pete plans his evening, other sites' interweb problems, Matchbox 20 bugs the hell out of me, the Comics Curmuddgeon.
1.5—iJen, 2.0's playing the Sims 2 and it's distracting the hell out of me.
1.4—Awkward! The 100 best restaurants in New York, music I picked up over Christmas, and Rembrandt's name.
1.3—Extreme Makeover: Crying Edition. Stuff I cry at, not counting the Fiesta Bowl, the Fiesta Bowl haiku, European Kit-Kats.
1.2—Finally, the Fiesta Bowl! Shit! I watched a lot of crappy TV over break, the Moonwalker video, and the thing falling down the hill.

December 2005
12.23—The joyous conclusion to the Five Bucks Christmas story, the top five books I may've read in 2005, and pictures of my Christmas crap.
12.22—Get a room, all the bad TV I've been watching during the strike, and meals I've eaten.
12.21—Jen's gettin' hit on in the bar, the top albums of the year, the MTA strike is driving me nuts.
12.20—Jen in the Port Authority bar, speaking the lyrics to My Humps, the top Irish plays of the year.
12.19—The 9:30 bus is still here, 2.0's old tree, Clinton Portis's outfits, and MNP needs a tree topper.
12.16—It always snows on the unloved, #15's Pagan Stump, and Buff Jesus.
12.15—It ain't lookin' so good for Jen, and the Bryant Park Christmas decorations.
12.14—Jen's boss is an asshole, depressing Nobel speeches, I get a shoutout, the NYPL's awesome freaking Christmas tree.
12.13—The girls say good-bye, Jingle All the Way 2, my office Christmas tree.
12.12—How to get to Providence, my Christmas tree, and Harry Potter's family tree.
12.09—An awkward wedding is upcoming, I'm eh about Narnia, but eBay did just give me a yellow star.
12.08—Maturity, thy name is Jen. Readers share their bizarre civic holidays, ranging from KKK debutante balls to fake pirates swarming the city.
12.07—The boys deck the tree, that stupid fake war on Christmas, things you may not have known about a Charlie Brown Christmas, and an anti-Bush zombie flick.
12.06—Awkward! but everyone seemed to like it, the best webcomics of '05, All Your Base Are Belong to Calvin, I still hate the Post, and what I did in DC.
12.05—The stereo skips, and, frankly, not much of a blog. Mikey can get his kid to say Go Irish, though, so that's cool.
12.02—You know the rules, Pete, couch-buring the WVU way, and the Five Bucks Gift Guide.
12.01—Dan Brown is the worst cryptologist/author ever, I need a new Church (still do, too), an invite to a seminar, and the Kansas Board of Stupid.

November 2005
11.30—Pete's advice on early dating-ship gifts, my rant on Amtrak, Bush's hired thugs killing civilians on video.
11.29—Ron's gambling problem or lack thereof, find the bands in the crazy picture, PBS rules, and books on the fall of civilization.
11.28—Ron's always willing to get Pete electroshock, the legality of lookism, and I just remembered that the Sox have Mota now. Sweet.
11.23—A very minimalist strip about the nuances of English, and happy Thanksgiving.
11.22—The Cerebral Assassain, a lot of WWE talk, and that's about all.
11.21—Pete=Harry Potter, I saw Harry Potter, I went to the Bend, and and a door defeats Not-my-president.
11.18—Ron's date went well, 2.0 worries about Pete's drinking, pride stickers, and Woody Hayes punches a guy.
11.17—They're holding hands OMG, I buy Wilco's live album, and basically just talk.
11.16—The date! Tabasco sauce, 7th Floor Crew, the Hooah bar.
11.15—Ron is bad at poker, and dating, a wedding recap, my Thanksgiving-ish invite, All Your Base Belong to Queen.
11.14—Ron has a date, alert the police, Eddie Guerero dies, and A-Rod is not an MVP, sorry.
11.11—Jen gets active, polar bears, 50 Cent, and a lot of song discussions.
11.10—Jen gets an idea, spit-takes, the fall of Sports Guy, and a discussion of Armistice Day.
11.09—Lissa's ass, Not-my-president's political enemies, your butt is not made for that.
11.08—Lissa did not die, and in fact did much better than I did. I proceed to tell you about the marathon.
11.07—Lissa runs the marathon, and Mudge and I, also, run the marathon.
11.04—The last Roaring 20 strip, comic blogs, I talk about sports for too long, and venereal disease covers the earth.
11.03—Ron gets a little peck, the answer to ribbon magnets, I wonder about Jarhead.
11.02—Should old acquaintances be forgotten, sexy activism, bad science jobs, and the Sorting Hat.
11.01—Ron's gift trumps all, horrible collitch football uniforms, and a cool old sports article.

October 2005
10.31—Things are going well at the party, and a bonus Halloween strip! Also, a discussion of the de stijl art movement.
10.28—Lissa tires quickly, and the Super Mario Bros. Flash saga.
10.27—Relief is knowing you're not being stalked, I guess the indictments hadn't actually dropped yet, and are pennies legal tender?
10.26—Starbucks girl shows up at the party, gay celebs need to step out, and the first episode of the Colbert Report.
10.25—Pete quotes the J. Peterman catalog, white supremecist singers, save Ole Miss, and the NES turns 20.
10.24—The Roaring 20s party begins, and the ten-year anniversary of Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness.
10.21—Silhouettes in restaurants are confusing, Tom Cruise electrifies Oprah, cheap wines, and a Halloween Fashion SWAT.
10.20—Pete does not forward messages, the Fiery Furnaces ruin Norwegian Wood, the Perfect pass, and Iraq Confidential.
10.19—Jen forgets that Johnny Depp isn't married, a rundown of the indictments, and the shittiest mix tape ever.
10.18—Ron Heismans Pete, Dan Froomkin runs down the Plame case, and indictment bingo.
10.17—Pete ruins the surprise, I sum up the USC game without slitting any blood-carryinig vessels, and the random [blank] generator.
10.14—They only know each other, mp3 blogs, and I preview the USC game.
10.13—What *does* one do at a Roaring 20s party? I tell about the time I made beer at home, and the beauty of air poppers.
10.12—Jazz hands, songs I downloaded, old Doonesburys and Alabamanians' bad meteorology.
10.11—A big fancy panel in which Lissa and Ron discuss many things, and a segment of a book I've written.
10.10—Jen's guitar is not coming along too well, and I review a Beck concert while quasi-live blogging an NLCS game.
10.07—That's a whole lot of crazy, obviously God told Not-my-president to attack Iraq, the Sun is the newspaper equivalent of Vegas, and Giambi is not the Goddamn comeback player of the year.
10.06—The cave that is IT, a python popping out of a gator, and the Catholic Church admits Genesis is a creation myth.
10.05—The return of Starbucks Girl, great horror highlights, and the complete New Yorker.
10.04—Jen gets to the bottom of Pete's attending Columbia, I explain the previous day's joke, and the annual Five Bucks to Friday baseball postseason preview o' idiocy.
10.03—A joke no one got about being anal, and a pretty good crop of links - the game where you fling Not-my-president into things, a New York magazine article about a pimp, and a message board for AmEx black card holders, all of whom I hope die horribly.

September 2005
Special Katria relief strip
9.30—Lissa is Irish, the Irish are not. Calvin and Hobbes, Jerry Ferris, Green Mountain Coffee, long article about Pat Tillman, for ND to succeed, Rove must die!
9.29—Jen worries about things that should be worried about, Ron worries about the size of his Katamari. I ramble about the Geneva Conventions, and, no, for God's sake, Ty's firing was not racially motivated.
9.28—Ron does not deal well with, well, anything. My work is honest, yes, but John Allison's is better. And I do a little hip-hop recap.
9.27—Pete's squatting law classes, Scorsese's No Way Home, Biblically accurate tours of history museums, and concerts cost too damn much.
9.26—The shirt that ate Ron Powlas! Live-blogging the protest, and Charlie Weis visits dying children.
9.23—Pour some sugar on Jen, get your NYTimes op-eds without paying, and the video to George Bush Don't Like Black People.
9.22—Ron's ankle is twisted, but he gets a cookie. Bianca? Bianca? And move Boone get out the way.
9.21—Ron's ankle, Ron's head, the downfall of Lookout! records, and I boycott Starbucks.
9.20—If Pete asks 'what can go wrong,' the answer is generally 'everything.' Native tour guides to NYC, and Sundown Towns.
9.19—First strip on the new computer! Cindy Sheehan's progress, and I freaking hate Michigan State.
9.16—The best thing to ever happen to Ron, I just noticed a bunch of people from the webcomic thing stopped by, and a good recipe from Simply Recipes.
9.15—Big Z?! Are we a Christian nation? Should Christians be allowed to see March of the Penguins?
9.14—Ron gets soaked, pink jerseys, my father digs St. Anselm's, and a discussion on the pledge.
9.13—Sisterly awkwardness, the Gilmores, and now I am one.
9.12—Names at a tailgater, Kupka's blog, Tommy Lasorda's blog, and A&F douchebags.
9.09—And.. send! Captain Fenway, why all good Americans hate the University of Michigan, more chupacabras, and the worst presidents ever (guess who wins)(no, seriously, guess)(OK, don't, it's fucking Bush, duh).
9.08—Group writing never works, hurricane stuff, I Drew This, chupacabras, Leinart nails everyone, Gilligan dies, adn the worst paintings in Britain.
9.07—Freak nasty, haiku, and the Hummer catalog.
9.06—Purple nurples, Miami's ass-stripes, and Ted Koppel fucking destroys Michael Brown.
9.02—How Jen bought a guitar, chupacabras, I bought a new laptop, and my coworker's picks for Notre Dame's season.
9.01—Doc Brown, explaing Coke Zero, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and two days from kickoff!

August 2005
8.31—I will try to rock, the hurricane begins to get bad, Bellhorn joins the Dark Side, and a sweet, sweet, sweet anti-war Flash video.
8.30—Jen buys a guitar, the VMAs, the coach's son, the Pumpsta, and Texas justice.
8.29—Calming Ron down, the continuation of Camp Casey, Jack Chick and the final countdown of the Daily Irish.
8.26—Dammit, Ron, where are you?! I hate spinners, the history of the CIA leak, sweet JK Rowling interview.
8.25—Ron's got mail, Brooklyn is a major-league town, Frank Robinson hates the steroids, Fez's magic cock, great books, Pregnant High, Ohio.
8.24—Introspective = insane, all men of God pray for death to their enemies, more soda, the backwards Bush watch.
8.23—Managers are stupid, the great soda chat begins, and sweet old Irish tickets.
8.22—Art, a reference to Caroline in the City for some reason, and the Drink at Work play.
8.19—The boys are not guidos, lol!!111!, a big Boston Globe piece on what makes people gay, and Lennon the Musical sucks.
8.18—Ron's ATM code, webcomics hit the NY Times, intelligent falling, and how to pair food and wine.
8.17—Mentos, the freshmaker! A sweet grafitti artist, the Fighting Artichokes, and Wal-Mart tries to extend its evil reach into Brooklyn.
8.16—JUST ART?! I beat Silent Hill 4, Clinton doesn't know about celebrity playlists, and Diesel Sweeties touches on Crif Dogs.
8.15—The boys' brains turn to mush, MLB announcing teams, and the Da Vinci Code has no extras.
8.12—EZ Cheez and I would love to know what t-shirt I have Pete wearing here, the TV without Pity awards, Kansas hates science, and Virtual Apple lets you play Oregon Trail for real, bitches!
8.11—The Norwegian Wood strip that I personally love, and the subway rankings.
8.10—Ron oversleeps, the Oregon Trail is a crucial classic, and not much else goes on.
8.09—Muck Fichigan, Sheffield's insane, Nixon's memo in case aliens attack, and my mother reflects on Peter Jennings.
8.08—Pete thinks! Penguins march! Albany has a best! Etc.! Etc.!
8.05—Ron's a serial sister defiler, G-SAVE, Ty plays golf, and I want to punch a t-shirt model.
8.04—The boys are logey, the fast ferry, human goiters whine, and God hates Boy Scouts.
8.03—Knee beats head, Geordi LaForge, and I begin the Daily Irish.
8.02—The Emmy-winning Five Bucks to Friday! A big meme and Velcro's fiftieth anniversary.
8.01—Lissa works the Indiana Jones thing, salmon is boring.

July 2005
7.29—On a scale of historically awful war disasters, I talk about a new music magazine and powder blue road unis.
7.28—Pete can be a dick, podcasts.
7.27—The Warped Tour, where I'm going to live in San Francisco.
7.26—Jen on GTA, a very long recap of my vacation.
7.25—Mr. Jones, I have jet lag.
7.22—Ron saves the day, Ha! Ha! RAW is using the Internet!
7.21—T-Rex had soft, downy feathers and liked to snuggle. Apparently, discussion degenerates to something about Daylight Savings Time.
7.20—Head vs. Triceratops! The Backer online, what the what-what is at Corby's. RAW does a better job at this than I do.
7.19—There is no Brontosaurs, or Santa Claus, and RAW talks about blowing things up in Ohio.
7.18—Pete and Jen at the museum, and RAW takes over for the week by adding a comment thingy.
7.15—More sketches, and a bunch of links on everything from Elevator Action and Mr. Hooper to Buck and McCarver sucking and Stinkor.
7.14—It's sketch week because I was out of town - my first dabbling in Illustrator is featured today.
7.08—She knows him! Creation Mega-conference, MLB mid-season stuff, Halliburton's douchebaggery.
7.07—Gaseteria, I like Natalie Portman, my buddy Bitter is a front-runner, and the garbage plate.
7.06—I love Lord of the Rings, CK is going nuts, and, man, Tom Cruise sure is insane.
7.05—Big Nose, Full Body, Thirsty Jen, what I did on the Fourth, and an excruciating Sox loss.
7.04—Blue fireworks are difficult to make, and Nike rips off Minor Threat.
7.01—Jen succeeds in irking Lissa, and I catch everyone up on my vacation.

June 2005
6.30—Jen succeeds in helping, not much of a post.
6.29—Jen tries to help. A Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving Part III.
6.28—Wolf: Handling it well. A Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving Part II.
6.27—Ron did what?! A Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving Part I.
6.24—Why they call him Wolfman, a great Noel Gallagher article.
6.23—Jen: Voice of Reason. I quote R. Kelly, and the topic of uncontrollable political rage.
6.22—Another day in the life of Wolf, Beck's summer plans.
6.21—Brown-baggin' in the park, Schill's EverQuest habit.
6.20—Wolfman arriveth! Licia's visit, and the greatest internet poll ever.
6.17—Jen's a dancing machine, I get tabbed for a contributor's spot in Journey into History, Frist does what he does best - sucks - the Charlie Brown Christmas Hey Ya, and the America We Stand As One Fuck Yeah! remix.
6.16—Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones/calling Dr. Jones/Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones/wake up now. The Sox on Queer Eye, and the Schiavo autopsy hits.
6.15—The nexus of the universe!!11! and the Star Wars holiday special.
6.14—The worst thing about being single, the beginning of my Hold Steady obsession, and Yoda sings Louis Prima.
6.13—Head wins! The literary map of Manhattan, and the Howard and Nester archive.
6.10—Don't bag the glass. I talk about baseball, Winnie Cooper is on the cover of Stuff, and some douchebag in my office thinks the Burger King is Saddam. I hate my office.
6.09—Lines only move quickly when you don't want them to, the DoD calls me, and my google bio.
6.08—There are many Starbucks haha. Free stuff for the summer.
6.07—Caffeine+Ron+girl=bad, the Greek wedding.
6.06—Pete's only appearance, ever, in an office, and a big day for links: Drink at Work's crazy dialogues with Dad, Pat Buchanan gets his panties in a bunch over Deep Throat, and an awesome Fark Photoshop threadjack.
6.03—The foreshadowing of the coming of the Wolf, Hearst sucks, and assorted links.
6.02—Nothing keeps Pete and Jen down, another eight billion links, the best of which involve Bruce Campbell.
6.01—The vente mocha of love, about eight billion links, and I discuss the review of my strip in a depth that no one could possibly care about.

May 2005
5.31—Jen wants payback, and I get a review! And it's good!
5.27—Fleet Week! I love this strip. I know, I draw this thing and should think warmly about my strip, but this one in particular, I love.
5.26—Baboons hate Pete in mystical ways, and I get a haircut.
5.25—The gun show! Stuff about comics, Weddingpalooza.
5.24—No one wins when the penis game is played, AWK checks in, and Sleater-Kinney's the Woods hits stores.
5.23—Ron hates the Yoda-Diet Pepsi ad, God hates just about everything, according to the interweb.
5.20—More Moby-Dick crap, more Episode III crap, and five years since Notre Dame.
5.19—Lifehouse redefines suck, and I continue to freak out.
5.18—Pete actually is sweet for a half-second, I freak out.
5.17—Lissa of the Teflon Heart, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
5.16—Ron's moving on, slowly, and a farewell to Tree.
5.13—PSPete, and Caleb Carr hates people. Except for the ladies.
5.12—Target needs more porn, and Clublife.
5.11—The pink aisle, and He-Man. Wow, the blog and comic kind of contrast each other nicely this day.
5.10—Lissa's taste in music sucks, Georgians hump mules, and the Episode III anger begins.
5.09—Lissa wants to go to Target, Pete targets Lissa's pants. Also, Weddingpalooza and MLB's blog-hosting.
5.06—The gang's collective song, and I'm back, Jerry, I'm back!
5.05—Pete's song.
5.04—Lissa's song, and the posts are still weak. Not as weak as me, though. Seriously, I almost died.
5.03—Jen's song, and lousy posts begin, thanks to me being deathly ill.
5.02—Ron's song, I'm sick, Dustin Diamond chats.

April 2005
4.29—Moby-Dick lost Pete, I review Moby-Dick, I read about architecture, and Manamana.
4.28—Great novels and wine, and apparently I'm on the rocks with all my friendsters.
4.27—Crazy or acting? Jon Nicaragua, and Roosevelt Island.
4.26—I try to class the joint up a bit by quoting Whitman, and then go and ruin it by going on about fucking rabid wombats. Oh well. Also, the Roc.
4.25—Rebel Fist, and the origin thereof.
4.22—On adopting CD collections. Also, I discover the insane Fred Phelps.
4.21—Pommes Frites - it's good shit. Links aplenty, with no real unifying theme. Matchbox 20 drives me nuts.
4.20—Ron gets a number! My mom roots for Popes to die, and extreme Christian t-shirts!
4.19—The Whammy makes his confusing appearance, and I reminisce about Bookstore Basketball.
4.18—Ron is weird, the Bookstore 2005 field.
4.15—Cherchez la femme, while I discuss baseball radio teams. The Yankees' team does not fare well. Also, 2.0 is unstoppable.
4.14—Ron has no out pitch, Hitler's head explodes.
4.13—I mock a Coke ad, we lose at softball, and Field of Dreams flunks math.
4.12—Mmmm, pommes frites.
4.11—Nyaw, koalas! Also, not much going on.
4.08—A dance contest, post-modern advertising, and the Creation involving baseball.
4.07—I thought this was a Sleater-Kinney show, but this looks like the Talking Heads, and the Altar Boyz.
4.06—Talking at a concert, Quark, activist judges.
4.05—We find a bit out about Lissa, Sin City gets a zero, and hacking Jack Chick.
4.04—Pete will keep Lissa company. All - night - long! Also, Krudler.
4.01—Landfall in Brooklyn, and I get on my nutritional high horse.

March 2005
3.31—Sunny Paine's hungry and he's homeless - if you don't got it, he understands, he don't got it, either. Also, pulp covers.
3.30—Queens to Brooklyn is an odyssey, the details of that odyssey, I see a PSP on the subway, and keep in mind: Avoid incestuous handjobs.
3.29—Sleater-who? Also, Ruthless Reviews and Bill Frist: jerkwad.
3.28—The beginning of the trek to Brooklyn, and Fashion SWAT.
3.25—Baboons grow faster the more they hate, and stuck in rehab with Pat O'Brien.
3.24—Pete wins the penis game, Sports Guy rags on the Bachelorette dude, and stuff on street artists.
3.23—Bloody Marys, the new Advil, and keep DeLay the fuck away from me if I turn into a vegetable, please.
3.22—I will not see Episode III and neither will the gang. Musings on Holy Week, Hot Diggity Dog, and I can't wear shorts to my cousin's wedding.
3.21—Peace March Madness, nycbloggers, and the 2-year protest.
3.18—A man v. the man, a punchline I like entirely too much. Also, things not to say to a naked woman.
3.17—Magazines as self-definers, and Gabriel Byrne keeps me from seeing the Foo Fighters.
3.16—Jen channels Beavis, and the worst leather jacket ever seen.
3.15—100 things every guy should know: Maxim is a waste of money. Also, the White House manufactures news coverage of itself.
3.14—Bebe's new bags suck, superdickery, and conservatives object to a talking sponge.
3.11—The thrilling conclusion to Ron's day off, Lego movies, asshat judges, and Basquiat.
3.10—More wasting of a day off, PhD, and my reading list.
3.09—The utterly worthless way in which Ron spends his day off, and what comics I read in the paper.
3.08—Why Ron overslept, Wonderlic scores, and the Pumpkins final concert.
3.07—Ron oversleeps, and I mock 50 and the Game in a fashion not convenient for html.
3.04—No strip, just letting everyone know I'm alive, and ripping on Wal-Mart and crazy Christians while I'm at it.
3.01—The Gates visit Ron. IT fixes my severely pooched computer, and my Grandmother dies.

February 2005
2.25—Lissa is violent. I get arty in the third panel, talk about Zinn, get philosophical, and someone steals my linch.
2.24—Pete layeth the smack down, I post a picture that evidently doesn't load, and continue to bitch about San Andreas.
2.23—Jen knows she is violent, HST tributes and Field of Dreams.
2.22—Ron thinks Jen is violent. What I did over the weekend, Hunter S. Thompson kills himself.
2.21—Ron evidently has a landline, the baby name thing, and Space Quest 3.
2.18—Ron 3000, time in Five Bucks to Friday, MUSCLES, and I begin to bitch about never getting San Andreas when I ordered it from half.com.
2.17—Note to self: don't throw cell phones. Book review of Death of an Ordinary Man, Legos rule, and motherchucker.
2.16—Food before bros. I'm all in a lather in the blog - the Gates, rockers, Asshat stiffing military men, candy message hearts, I'm all over the place.
2.15—Boys bearing food are the best sort. 2.0's buddy from high school makes the Bacherlorette finals, and romantic moments in video games.
2.14—Heart-shaped hamburgers. I review Manufacturing Consent, eat a black-and-white cookie, and talk about a book store from Upstate.
2.11—Why, alcohol, why?! Beck, six tons of pot and I hate freedom.
2.10—I had been waiting to run this strip forever. 2.0 does not think she is Pat Swilling, as she is deathly ill at press time.
2.09—Ash Wednesday confuses Pete. I crush MNP at the state game, Santorum shirts, and I mention Saved, which is evidently the movie that made Tree stop listening to my movie recommendations. See, Tree's a 3L, and has lost all sense of taste.
2.08—Ron likes Twix and hates Watchmacallits. Art from the weekend, and that's about it.
2.07—It's funny that Jen's wasted, because I was really hungover this day. Louis Prima, Eric's engagement, my mom's reaction to the dry wedding.
2.04—The guys come back to win. The Creation Museum explains it all, i-mockery's comic book covers, and Canadians shouldn't run office football pools.
2.03—Lissa: 2, Guys: 0. Writing Alone in the Dark, and I can't remember the rest of the comic with the punchline 'malt liquor.' I was actually thinking about this, still, the other day, a month and a half later. It's my white whale.
2.02—Lissa: 1, Guys: 0. Awesome cocktail recipes, and I get angry at Jay Leno, surely breaking his heart and keeping him awake at night.
2.01—Jen feels threatened, and I patch together a strong blog: high schoolers are dumb, Asshat doesn't want to rock, and the weekend that was, on PBS.

January 2005
1.31—Lissa has a complex top on. Food blogs, an awesome McSweeney's, Steve Perry as Robocop, and Cheney to Auschwitz: "Fuck off!"
1.28—Pete converts, private islands, Wilco and Jim DeRogatis.
1.27—A drive to nowhere, and lots of links to various and sundry things. I finally get the Bright Eyes CDs, and appear in good spirits despite the fact 'Lua' and 'Poison Oak' are so sad that you expect Conor to kill himself singing them.
1.26—A random Pearl Jam reference, gay folks caused the tsunami, and Charlotte's drunken weatherman - the internet fad that week.
1.25—Being mysterious is fun, and a recap of DC.
1.24—Ron's job, CJ's collapses, and free the grapes!
1.21—The infamous homoerotic strip, which is a shame because I like the punchline, and I introduce legislation to force De Niro to stop acting.
1.20—Ron talks to a lady while Artest plays basketball in the background, and I talk about inauguration protests and also boycotting liberalism. Well, I talk about some nutter who is boycotting liberalism. I myself am bullish on liberalism.
1.19—Worst pickup line ever, and I get high on Benadryl.
1.18—I guess it should've been a necktie, since they're dudes.
1.17—That Pete, what a rascal. The Weezer dance-dance game, the Saved by the Bell archive, and Bush remembers someone's name!
1.14—The Children's Place annoys Ron, and Ali G upsets the South.
1.13—Ron gets weepy, and I get angry at the Goat Fuckers for some reason.
1.12—Kitty likes gin, fear the turtle, and AT&T sucks ass.
1.11—The boys attend a street fair in January, and Rory Gilmore's book club.
1.10—Jen gets introspective, and Josie is the Pussycats is a good movie.
1.07—Vera Wang knows what she's doing, Grafe gets published, and Tom DeLay says something horrible.
1.06—Fortune cookies hate Ron, and MNP explains why the Irish were better than Oklahoma last year. One has to assume she was drinking.
1.05—Porn-star portraits and more Christmas wrap-up.
1.04—The boys are hungover, which would've made more sense had it been New Year's instead of three days after. Maybe it was just that rocking of a party. Yeah, that's it... A recap of Christmas break, and my search for a massage book.
1.03—No comic, because I forgot the disc. The blog is the equivalent of forgetting to wear pants to school, except it's not a dream.

December 2004
12.24—Merry Christmas!
12.23—Pete is a very good listener, and I run through some web Christmas things.
12.22—Ron is lonely. Mormons masturbate? The true origin of Festivus, and 2.0 and I buy pizza from a certifiably crazy man.
12.21—Domers are so predictable. Free-agent midgets, remembering Prof. Vacca, and 2.0 becomes a Packers fan.
12.20—Mistletoe and Jane.
12.17—A very special Five Bucks. I discuss my hangover from the previous day, and plug a Democrat dating service.
12.16—Pete at work, odd Charlie Brown specials, and I get in late to work because I have a hangover, prompting mass panic at my company.
12.15—Pete gets a job, I get to my job early, and Pedro signs with the Mets.
12.14—A different sort of Christmas carol. The Weis hire is finalized, and the wonders of BN.com.
12.13—Christmas (-2.5) HANNUKAH. I do some shopping with Crownover.
12.10—Ron does his Christmas cards, and I share the heartwarming tale of how my family used to get our Christmas trees every year. We stole them.
12.09—Lissa wraps up her Christmas shopping, I bitch about slow-moving crowds, wonder about finding a Christmas tree in Brooklyn, and present my all-time favorite Maxim article.
12.08—Christmas shopping on a budget, Lucky's lame subscription policy, and I use the phrase 'thongal area.'
12.07—Lissa brims with the Christmas spirit, more of my California adventure, Grafe's rampant paranoia, and crazy wedding invitations.
12.06—The 2004 Hess truck, and dry weddings.
12.03—Pete brims with the Christmas spirit, and the Five Bucks to Friday Gift Guide!
12.02—All Pete wants for Christmas is an iPod. And I was evidently sick this day, because the blog part sucked.
12.01—Ron Powlas, Christmas spaz. Ty gets canned, Christmas cards I have made through the years, and crazy fundamentalist movie critics.

November 2004
11.30—Silent Hill 4 is very frightening. Alabama's state constitution is the world's longest constitution of any sort, and Christmas parties are on the horizon! I love Christmas.
11.29—The boys need cold cuts, and I briefly recap the first joint Thanksgiving between the families of 2.0 and myself.
11.24—Pete causes a man on television to be mauled by a babboon. I talk about Thanksgivings past and present, my CEO writes an asinine poem, Amazon's customer reviews of Family Circus books rule, and I remind everyone that they may not consume Starbucks eggnog lattes before Thanksgiving, citing the necessarily impending execution of E as a right and just punishment for such activity.
11.23—Ron's price is not high, but he is insistent on payment. Thanksgiving-ish 2004 is discussed, Rolling Stone bothered to name the 500 greatest songs, and I talk about the best Kit-Kat I ever had.
11.22—Everyone has a price, and Ron's is not high. Also, why my word bubbles are semi-transparent.
11.19—The bagel guy goes to Egypt, I talk about a webcomic panel I went to, and results from the 11.19.2002 episode of the Price is Right - a Mark Goodsen Television Production.
11.18—Jen e-mails Meredith Viera, my nutty F-train conductor, who all to assassinate before someone reasonable becomes president (it's a lot of people), art I had seen.
11.17—Fallout from TV night, and, you know, general stuff.
11.16—Tuesday is TV night, I suck at fantasy sports, and cool collitch trophies.
11.15—8-bit quotes, and the stupidest thing 2.0's ever heard.
11.12—A day in the life of Pete, reader appreciation day, and I realize that the days after Bush's reelection felt exactly like the days immediately after 9/11.
11.11—Ron looks like a high roller, Sesame Street at 35, some Dylan, and Ashcroft's replacement.
11.10—Fun with credit cards! Happy Bunny, and some redneck is so upset that Bush only won by 1% or whatever that he writes a Declaration of Expulsion, which would be great, because the America he's expelling is 70% of the economy.
11.09—Pete hits the town, E drinks an eggnog latte before Thanksgiving, Tara Reid falls out of her top, Paris Hilton falls out - or whatever - of her skirt, and my Thanksgiving-ish invite.
11.08—Ron's shoes, and more election hangover.
11.05—Modern rage! I try and discuss anything that comes to mind not related to the election, and fail.
11.04—The gang discusses the election in one of my favorite strips. I discuss the election in a very disjointed blog.
11.03—Since I didn't want to jinx anything and have a comic ready for the nightmare of Bush winning, we join Jen as she takes up knitting like the good little hipster girl she is. I try to avoid discussing the election and discuss knitting. I fail. I discuss Christmas and Thanksgiving, instead.
11.02—Subway ads, like everything else, upset Ron. I try to trick Sweaty into not voting.
11.01—The mystery of non-rich Republicans, some stuff about voting, and I want many CDs.

October 2004
10.29—The gang trick or treats. I try to discuss the World Series rationally and fail, and then address the issue of Halloween, and where the hell did October go?
10.28—Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
10.27—The World Series continues, the MTA turns 100, and the Fast Ferry fails.
10.26—More World Series, how glow sticks work, a lot of political stuff, the first mention of Hunter S. Thompson on the site, and the National Geographic article on how 45% of the country doesn't believe in evolution. Unsurprisingly, we lost the election a week later.
10.25—The World Series begins, and I tell you what I ate over the weekend.
10.22—Ron's co-workers are afraid, and I try to discuss the ALCS in some rational manner, failing miserably.
10.21—Jen on the New York Post, and then some great Post covers through time, culminating the ones discussing the worst playoff collapse of all time. I'm still giddy.
10.20—Lissa is beautiful, and sometimes that's a pain. And a lot of political stuff.
10.19—I beat the dead horse that is Von Dutch, the Sox force a game 6, a cool anti-Bush game, Jon Stewart goes on Crossfire (effectively ending that show), and Get Your War On.
10.18—The Dodge Durango is 11 inches longer when compared to the Ford Explorer, the Irish beat Navy, and the Sox force a game 5.
10.15—The USA PATRIOT Act has your best intentions in mind, really. Helluva blog, too - Dude Studios, latte recipes, Harry Potter 3 in Fifteen Minutes, I receive a shotglass at work, Li'l Orphan Annie and more about not my president.
10.14—The effects of Pete never leaving, the final presidential debate, I start to get bummed about the Sox-Goat Fuckers series, the wedding eVite, and why my iPod is named Polly.
10.13—Why Pete is never leaving, ND in the NY Times, and baseball. God, I talk about baseball a lot in October.
10.12—Pete is never leaving, my drawing backgrounds, celebrity CDs, and guns!guns!guns!
10.11—Pete likes Lissa, and I write a pretty angry blog about nothing worthy of much ire, honestly.
10.08—A very long strip featuring Lissa and the boys oot and aboot, Bill O'Reilly: children's book author, and I buy an iPod.
10.07—Jen's got a tummyache, more baseball, some vice-presidential debate crapola, a bunch of I'd Hit It! pictures, and 2.0 has some crazy-ass dreams.
10.06—Chinatown is honestly like this. I talk about baseball and Radiohead.
10.05—Pete remembers Ron is a Sox fan, the baseball playoffs begin, and I search for my buddy Brian Duffy over the internet.
10.04—The boys go to Yankee Stadium, or, as I prefer to call it, the Pit of Hell. I continue talking about the presidential debate. Seriously, how did Kerry fuck this up?
10.01—The boys sit on the couch! I discuss the first presidential debate (man, it hurts going over some of this stuff), talk about the Pumpkins, and get generally excited that it's October.

September 2004
9.30—I decide I like to do a lot of work for no real reason and go daily. Pete mocks Ron's driving, and I ramble incoherently.
9.29—Pete arrives at LaGuardia, and I discuss Kirk Cameron's website. Also, they filmed some of an Law & Order: Somethingorother episode on my block.
9.27—The coming of Pete is made known! Not much by way of the blog - I discuss sports, my mother's birthday, and wine.
9.24—Ron makes an interesting observations about public toilets. The blog is big, because this is back when I didn't have daily comics. In part one, I discuss Andrew WK and Gigli, and in the other, I recap the Green Day concert I saw with Eric, and make fun of the Passion of the Christ's web store.
9.22—Double comic day! Ron is heartbroken, and Lissa and Jen met through craigslist.org. In the blog, I review Asshat's reelection gear on his website, and rail against the Star Wars DVDs.
9.20—We find out that Lissa is untouchable, and I discuss Saturday morning cartoons.
9.17—The beginning of the storyline aspect of the strip, zombo.com, a pornographic watch, and I ramble about 40 Watts From Nowhere.
9.15—H2s are also not a moving target. I like to ease into this blogging stuff. Also, pictures of Notre Dame beating Michigan, and mighty Ben La Mora.
9.13—Cheney isn't exactly a moving target, but he's evil, so I mock him in the first strip.