Comic for Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Posted: 6:35 am, Wednesday, March 25th

It is in no way, shape, or form warm enough in New York at the moment to be galavanting around dressed the way Jen and Ted are, just so you know. But I liked Ted's Animal Collective shirt, so I didn't want to cover it with a hipster sweatshirt. By the way, I don't get Animal Collective.

CK passed me on two bizarre sites the other day - Your Logo Makes Me Barf, which is a collection of the worst Word Art logos I've ever seen; and Fuck You, Penguin, which threatens cute animals (in case it's scrolled off the front by the morning, 2.0 and I actually saw a tapir in Costa Rica and it did not fail to bring the charm, which is of course not the point of Fuck You, Penguin, but I wanted to say it anyway). 2.0 and I were watching some of Planet Earth on Discovery the other day, and fuck me, there's a cave in Borneo with a 300-foot pile of bat shit. To make it even worse, it's completely crawing in cockroaches, who live off of the bat shit. And any sick and dying bats who fall into the mound of their own shit. It is empirically and objectively the worst cave on Earth. Oh, sorry, sorry - *planet* Earth.

A nice addition to those sites of CK's is this Sexy People blog of terrible portraits, though. The double exposure portrait totally needs to make a comeback. Fucking incredible.

Of course I need to separate the artist from the art, but Billy Corgan is really trying to make me regret my slavish devotion to his music back in high school more than I regret my clothing choices back in high school. God, dude, just stop. The only thing I can hope is that this is all some weird anticomedy.

I love Andy Richter, and thought the quality of Late Night with Conan O'Brien dropped considerably when he left.

My favorite part of this video is the sideways crying baby on a TV about 30 seconds in.

Ugh, so, so tired.

bullfrog

Bullfrog -- Wednesday, March 25 2009, 07:57 am

Wait. What the fuck. Now the new page is up. I'm confused.

I'm not looking forward to the Jen-Ron road trip because I fully expect Jen to do something stupid and destructive for Ron's new relationship. But given the choice between Ron and Ted -- yeah, I'd do something destructive too.

Thank you for not posting anything today that made me too angry. I enjoyed your comments and links and don't feel like smashing my computer, which i usually feel like doing on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

CK, you're not even mentioning the fun of seeing Lissa and Pete share an apartment for two weeks. So Ted doesn't know about Jen's Ron thing, and he's going to serve drinks to everyone who does.

Hmmm. Having comment difficulties. Maybe it was user error.

The following link is from my MSU spartan buddy Loaf, a fact that will not surprise the few of you that know him:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5i1kCNqT6qBXQ9iHvAAu66rHP0LeAD9755V800?index=0

Let's go, Irish!

Check it out - Online petition in support of Obama speaking at ND

http://wesupportnotredame.catholics-united.org

I heart this use of legos.

http://www.littleartist.co.uk/gallery.php?id=acn